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Singer Castle on Dark Island is for sale.

It has secret passageways.

I want.

Choices

...It could be a nice base for the new Company...

/Choices

Family Legacy

...Look how fortified it is.

/Family Legacy

More info on the castle. Clearly we'd stop the tours.

And a lovely image, under the cut.

Selling narrative:

Secret passageways abound in this early 20th century castle near the Canadian border. It was originally built for the president of the Singer Sewing Machine Co., Frederick G. Bourne, by renowned architect Ernest Flagg. The five-story, 28-room castle, aptly named Singer Castle, has stone spiral staircases, copper gutters and a castle dungeon. Uniquely situated on one of the St. Lawrence Seaway’s Thousand Islands, the property offers two boathouses, a beach and a sizable squash court.

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I WANT TO PLAY SQUASH!!

...Do we know what squash is yet?

I HAVE NO IDEA, BUT I WANT TO PLAY TOO!!

WE COULD GET A SQUASH TEACHER! In tiny shorts!

...Male or female?

I was thinking male.

Juuuust making sure we were on the same page!

Why? Were you thinking female?

SO WHAT IF I WAS? :P

She'd have to be a redhead.

I like the way you think, kemosabe.

Of course you do, baby.

Claire, what would your husband say?

He might offer to teach me squash.

Mm, just so you can't have short-shorted boys running around?

Or so he can be the one in short shorts.

That works too.

Now I have to try to get that image out of my head.

And once again I win.

I could tell you about what Alisha and I did last night.

Then I would counter with what Hiro and I did.

Oh yeah? How much fun did you guys have?

Now this I could get behind.

See? Everybody's happy!

It's a good idea.

So, squash?

Yeah, I still have no idea what it is.