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Singer Castle on Dark Island is for sale.

It has secret passageways.

I want.

Choices

...It could be a nice base for the new Company...

/Choices

Family Legacy

...Look how fortified it is.

/Family Legacy

More info on the castle. Clearly we'd stop the tours.

And a lovely image, under the cut.



Selling narrative:

Secret passageways abound in this early 20th century castle near the Canadian border. It was originally built for the president of the Singer Sewing Machine Co., Frederick G. Bourne, by renowned architect Ernest Flagg. The five-story, 28-room castle, aptly named Singer Castle, has stone spiral staircases, copper gutters and a castle dungeon. Uniquely situated on one of the St. Lawrence Seaway’s Thousand Islands, the property offers two boathouses, a beach and a sizable squash court.

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[favorsfire.livejournal.com]

I might be the tiniest bit in love.

[changehistory.livejournal.com]

It has a dungeon.

[favorsfire.livejournal.com]

...Oh, the possibilities.

[snarky-blonde.livejournal.com]

[deep-red-bells.livejournal.com]

...There's a squash court. How many people can say they have a squash court? I WANT TO TELL PEOPLE I HAVE A SQUASH COURT.

...I don't know what squash is but that's beside the point. Most people don't know either.

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...I think it's sort of like raquetball but outside? I don't know.

I want to tell people I have a castle. Do you have a castle? No. But I do. And an island. So, you know.

[deep-red-bells.livejournal.com]

CAN I DECORATE?!

[capableof-both.livejournal.com]

Traitor.

...You realize this thing is practically in Canada, yes?

What happened to Italy?

[deep-red-bells.livejournal.com]

I WAS SEDUCED BY THE SQUASH COURT.

[its-notluck.livejournal.com]

I WANT TO PLAY SQUASH!!

...Do we know what squash is yet?

[deep-red-bells.livejournal.com]

I HAVE NO IDEA, BUT I WANT TO PLAY TOO!!

[notacargojet.livejournal.com]

This is another one of those "You're insane" moments, isn't it?

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No?

[notacargojet.livejournal.com]

I meant one of those moments when I say you're crazy and you get upset and then I relent and help you buy a ridiculous house.

... Which happens far too often if I have a reference for it.

[its-notluck.livejournal.com]

DO IT!!!

[changehistory.livejournal.com]

I have Jen in contact with Southerby's already.

We don't really need to stay in the City, right?

[its-notluck.livejournal.com]

That's so awesome.

Nah, it's all crowded and noisy. Plus we can travel easily.

There's a beach!

You're the best grandpa EVER!

[in-theshadows.livejournal.com]

Can I play there?

[changehistory.livejournal.com]

Of course!

[coed-claire.livejournal.com]

I approve of this so much.

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I'm glad to hear it.

[powered-otaku.livejournal.com]

Oooh, seriously want.

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I am glad so far we're all on the same page.

[tuckaway.livejournal.com]

Can we buy it, daddy? Please?

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I've got Jen looking in to it already.