Meta: Conversation between headmates because mun was going nuts and had to write it out

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[After/At the same time as this conversation/flirtation with Illyria]

Wesley: You were flirting with her.
Adam: ...So?
Wesley: Don't.
Adam: Or what?
Wesley: *cocks a gun, points it at his head*
Adam: Don't you think that's a bit on the extreme side?
Wesley: No.
Adam: She wasn't even your Illyria.
Wesley: She's Illyria.
Adam: Oh, please. You have one. And a Fred. And Methos. And Soren. And Faith, if you play your cards right. Oh, and the vampire girl...
Wesley: She doesn't count. You have seven Peters, seven Elles, three Hiros, Jack Harkness and Maggie. And Melissa. And Sark.
Adam: Oh, that's just not right. Some of those Peters and Elles and all of the Hiros are the same. You're counting timelines/universes and fic that has nothing to do with RP. I didn't count Fred twice! Or mention the dead bint. And leave Sark out of it.
Sark: Yes, please. Far, far out of it.
Adam: Aww, puppy, that's not a fun attitude to take.
Sark: You're the one who said it.
Adam: You know I didn't mean it like that...
Wesley: *frustrated, interrupts* I stand by my count. And I'm fairly certain you were flirting with Sylar yesterday.
Adam: Whatever. Fine. Your point, oh Mr. Creative Counter?
Melissa: *a bit late to the party* Hey--how'd I get on the list?
Adam: Don't you want to be?
Melissa: ....Nathan would seriously kill you.
Adam: Oh, not in Eden.
Melissa: Henry would totally kill you.
Adam: We could have our own 'verse...
Melissa: *looks tempted*
Wesley: *interrupts again* Stay away from her.
Adam: What do you care if the girl and I are considering things?
Wesley: Not her. Illyria.
Melissa: *looks insulted by the inflection*
Devin: *distracts Melissa*
Adam: Might I remind you, she sought me out?
Wesley: I don't care.
Adam: Jealous?
Wesley: *narrow eyes*
Adam: Is this about Methos? I swear it was a century ago, and meant nothing.
Wesley: Y-you...?
Adam: Oh. *long pause* You didn't know about that?
Methos: No, you idiot, he didn't.
Adam: Well, how was I supposed to know?
Methos: *gives a look*
Adam: *shrugs*
Wesley: *gapes*
Byron: I was there, too, by the way.
Methos: Yes, love, but no one cares right now.
Byron: *goes off to sulk*
Marissa: *to Adam* I thought you didn't like threesomes unless it was Peter and Elle.
Adam: *shrugs* I was trying something new. And, well...*gestures* Look at them.
Marissa: *looks*
Byron and Methos: *preen*
Marissa: Right.
Wesley: AND YOUR SISTER.
Everyone: *stares at him*
Marissa: *smirks* Your point?
Adam: *facepalms*
Wesley: *looks all mortally offended by incestuous carrying ons*
Methos: I'll wager it's more about Soren than Illyria.
Adam: *blinks* Huh?
Methos: When you were emo?
Adam: Nothing happened!
Wesley: *grumbles* Only because the Ladies had to go to bed.
Surreal: Which was highly disappointing, let me say.
Wesley: *stares at her* What?
Surreal: What? He's pretty. I wanted to watch.
Wesley: *scowls*
Surreal: Honestly, I have more right to be offended than you do. He is my husband.
Wesley: He slept with mine, too.
Adam: Before you were born, Watcher.
Giles: *looks up from book he's reading* He's not a Watcher anymore.
Wesley: Um, yes. I am. I've got a whole Slayer school!
Adam: *perks up*
Wesley: Stay away from them.
Methos: *mildly* And Evie.
Evie: Huh? *was totally just eyeing Byron, who is, sadly, oblivious as he's mooning after Methos, who is far too amused*
Wesley: Just...stay away from Illyria.
Adam: *leans against wall* What about Soren?
Wesley: *snarly* He's a big boy, he can do as he pleases.
Surreal: *sidles up to Adam, with a smirk* So, about that aversion to threesomes....

Comments

[enjoythe_ride]

Heee -- the ones in my head can be just as bad, if not worse. Some of them just go at it like there's not tomorrow.

It's always fun to read though.

[powered-otaku.livejournal.com]

Otoh, my guys all tend to be the cooperative types. If not decidedly taciturn...

[thecricketer.livejournal.com]

*giggles entirely too much* Really, Wes, I'm sure Illyria can handle herself.

...Five would be happy to distract Byron? For the greater good, of course.

(Also he says if Melissa gets hurt he will be Very Stern And Intimidating and his other self might cut things.)