This should be interesting...From Fanny Fae...

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If you saw me in a police car, what would you think I got arrested for? Answer, then if you want, post to your own journal and see how many crimes you get accused of.

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[fannyfae]

Intention to commit conspiracy against the State?

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...Who me?

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Contributing to the delinquency of a minor?

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...What did you hear?

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Guilty conscience, Adam?

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I feel guilty about nothing.

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Mmm.

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I didn't say I didn't do anything. Just that I don't feel guilty about it.

Drinking age laws are stupid.

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...Tell me you didn't.

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Didn't what?

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Give alcohol to the underage girl that's living with you.

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To be fair, I did not pour the wine at dinner.

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Oh for Christ's sake.

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Everyone else was drinking. It wasn't fair to make her have soda. She was so good at the party.

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Whatever you say, Adam.

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What? Your boy started it.

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Doesn't surprise me in the least.

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Of course, now Claire's insisting she's spoiled for anything but $5000/bottle wine.

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No she isn't, trust me.

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No?

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I can still drink cheap wine just fine.

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Don't tell him that.

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What? I don't make him drink it!

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Yes, but....I don't know.

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Nor do I drink it in front of him? Does that count for something?

[its-notluck.livejournal.com]

Aww Bee, don't give him too hard of a time. He kept an eye on me.

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Shhh, I'm poking at him, it's fun.

[its-notluck.livejournal.com]

I've got something that's even more fun!

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Oh God, you're addicted, aren't you? Do I need to drag you to a twelve step program?

[its-notluck.livejournal.com]

Well, I did tell Sark I'm ruined for wines now but that's not it!

*Whispers* I have pictures.

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E-mail them. Immediately.

[its-notluck.livejournal.com]

There was drinking, guitar hero, sunglasses...and singing!

Adam is GREAT at Sweet Home Alabama!

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And don't worry, you're not, like I told Adam, I can still drink cheap wine.

[not_myfirstday]

Tax Fraud.

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....Tax fraud?

[not_myfirstday]

Maybe evasion? I mean you do have a lot of assets and holdings, and you were locked up for thirty years? Plus all the rest of it? The faked deaths? I figure eventually the IRS would catch up to you?

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Ahh, I see. Well, you have a valid point there.

[not_myfirstday]

Yeah I wasn't so creative here, plus the whole minor thing... isn't so funny to me?

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I can see how it wouldn't be.

[its-notluck.livejournal.com]

Jaywalking?

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....Do they put people in police cars for that?

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Maybe you gave them attitude when they gave you a warning? I was trying to go for something unusual.

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Ahh...that's possible.

[powered-otaku.livejournal.com]

I'd say the obvious - drunk and disorderly, but I think it would probably be the noise ordinance. Peter isn't quiet, after all...

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....What is it with everyone commenting on Peter's noise levels today?

[powered-otaku.livejournal.com]

He is loud, Kensei. I am surprised they do not hear him the next block over. I suppose the more polite word would be "exuberant".

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....I really don't think this is an appropriate topic of conversation!!!

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You asked!