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Luke Skywalker should be shot.

The constant whining is annoying.




ooc: Mun's stuck at airport after flight delays and cancellations. Adam felt the need to alleviate my boredom.

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So I've heard. I think I need to avoid like the plague.

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I really would like to know how Darth Vader can be so badass and wonderful, yet Anakin Skywalker just makes me want to beat him with the butt of my gun.

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....Vader is Anakin Skywalker?

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Whoops.

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..................

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Sorry about that.

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So...that makes the villain the hero's father, and he doesn't know?

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Pretty much, yes.

I really am sorry. I forgot you'd been locked up so long. Even people who've never seen it know that much.

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....Interesting.

I had only vaguely heard of the film before my unfortunate removal from society. And it isn't as if Bob and I ever discussed movies in his little visits.

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Mmm. Bob's not really much of a conversationalist. Not that I want to talk to him.

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No, and generally it was something along the lines of "shock him so we can subdue him and drag him to this or that lab." No discussion of the ends of films.

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I'm not looking forward to those conversations. Then again, they'd find out little about me in a lab. I think mine will just be "Come on, there's some other little thing we need you to do for us."

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It won't be for much longer. Bob's power is waning faster than he knows.

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Oh, really?

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Yes. If you know anything about me at all, you can't think I'll let him go unpunished for the things he did.

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Mmmm. If there's any way I could help...

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Oh, I'm fairly sure we could think of something.

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Keep me posted. My movements are very limited, but I'll do what I can.

Can you gaurantee that my family will be kept from harm?

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I shall.

And I promise I will protect them as if they were my own.

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I don't trust easily.

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No. I doubt anyone who has wrangled with them does.

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Mm. Take care of them.

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I will.

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Then I'll do whatever you need.

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What I need is a bullet in Bob's brain. I would, however, like to put it there myself, if possible.