From Elle - Never were truer words spoken.

Your Fortune Is: It's okay to let a fool kiss you, but don't let a kiss fool you.

Follow these wise words carefully.

The Wacky Fortune Cookie Generator

ETA: Not that this is apropos of anything, of course -

You Always Hold a Grudge

If someone wrongs you, you aren't likely to forgive them. You figure they've showed their true colors. You've been known to cut people out of your life pretty frequently. And maybe you've even sought revenge a couple times!

Do You Hold a Grudge?