From Baileigh

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Your result for The Sexual HELL Test...

HELL LEVEL 3

Raw score: 95%

There's a special place in Hell for you: the basement penthouse. You scored the nastiest possible score on the Sexual Hell Test. You have no sexual restraint whatsoever. You'll take pleasure however you can get it, and my guess is you get it a lot. If for some reason you don't right now, you will soon, as people in your category only tend to spiral down ever deeper into the abyss of carnality and delicious sin. Congratulations.

I, personally, think that this category is the best. Paradoxically enough, sexual liberation and indulgence can only bring you closer to purity.

AVOID: all but level 3 hellions like yourself. You wouldn't want to ruin anyone, now would you?

Take The Sexual HELL Test at HelloQuizzy

"If it were legal and totally consensual, have sex with a hot 16 year old virgin."

The clarifications on a sexual purity test amuse me.

As do the implications that we wouldn't want to "ruin" anyone. Why the hell not?

Comments

[changehistory.livejournal.com]

*facepalms*

[its-notluck.livejournal.com]

Adam, it's okay, you're like how old?

[changehistory.livejournal.com]

Nearly 400.

[its-notluck.livejournal.com]

Exactly.

[changehistory.livejournal.com]

Oh, I'm not embarrassed by the score. Really, it was a very tame test.

[its-notluck.livejournal.com]

...That's probably how I got to the first level.

[changehistory.livejournal.com]

Likely. It also said "Would" vs. "Have".

Please don't disabuse me of the notion that I can cling to that you "would" do a great deal of those things but haven't yet?

[its-notluck.livejournal.com]

Exactly, if it had been "Have", I would be back in Heaven.

You don't have to worry too much yet, Adam.

...Talk to me in 400 years. *Teasing*

[changehistory.livejournal.com]

Oh, thank god.

*chuckles* If you haven't joined me in level 3 in 400 years, I will be sorely disappointed in you, actually.

[its-notluck.livejournal.com]

Well, thank someone?

*Laughs* Don't tell Peter that one.

[changehistory.livejournal.com]

I have absolutely no intention of discussing your sexual proclivities or actions with Peter. Ever.

[its-notluck.livejournal.com]

I think that's something we can both agree on is a good thing.

[changehistory.livejournal.com]

Without a doubt.