Meta thought of the night brought to you by my mun's trip to airport...

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Small, yapping dogs carted about in strollers: Yet another reason to push the restart button on humanity.

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[powered-otaku.livejournal.com]

So the moment someone is lazy or stupid you'd shoot them? You might as well shoot me now because I have had many stupid moments.

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It's not one moment that someone heads out to buy a dog stroller and then uses it and thinks its adorable and clever. That's something fundamentally wrong.

[powered-otaku.livejournal.com]

Then prevent them from breeding. Of course, in a while, you'd get rid of the human race anyway. However, you'll end up killing everyone other than yourself, Claire and Peter. Then where are you? Trying to recreate the human race from 3 people, 2 of whom are related?

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Honestly, Hiro. You're being far too short-sighted.

[powered-otaku.livejournal.com]

I cannot help it. I am not immortal.

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There's mortal and then there's just not seeing the big picture.

[powered-otaku.livejournal.com]

Dog strollers are hardly a big picture.

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The pandemic failure of society underlying such an invention is.

[powered-otaku.livejournal.com]

Society hasn't failed because certain people have spoiled dogs. If it had failed that badly, the people would buy a new dog every day so they didn't have to feed it or walk it.

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It's clearly not just the dogs, Hiro. The dogs are just a symptom.

[powered-otaku.livejournal.com]

There are many different societies. Would you condemn them all? Some are very thrifty and others are practical.

Perhaps Nathan should run for President and you Vice President?

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I would prefer a world that takes the best of them all.

You don't think it should be vice versa?

[powered-otaku.livejournal.com]

With communication and information and guidance we can achieve this.

No, Nathan is the better candidate. He has the polish of a politician.

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You think so?

One needs polish?

[powered-otaku.livejournal.com]

Yes. We have the ability. As you did before, if we can unite ourselves we can do a lot of good. Your idea wasn't wrong, it was just that they lost sight of what you had brought them together to do.

Oh yes, if you want people to vote for you, you need polish.

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I thought it a rather good one when I came up with it.

I have far more polish than I did when last you knew me, Hiro. I have danced in the courts of kings since then.

[powered-otaku.livejournal.com]

You can stop preening.

Yes, you do, but not like Nathan does. Not for the modern world.

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But I do it so well.

I see.

[powered-otaku.livejournal.com]

*Hiro rolls his eyes.*

You'll see it. People are drawn to him.

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*slight shrug, faintest smile*

As I meant for them to be.

[powered-otaku.livejournal.com]

*Hiro's eyebrow goes up.* As you meant them to be?

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*wry smile*

Him, not them. As I meant for him to be.

[powered-otaku.livejournal.com]

*head cock* As you meant him to be? What did you have to do with Nathan?

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*half smile* I planned that boy as surely and thoroughly as any campaign I ever launched.

[powered-otaku.livejournal.com]

He...he is testtube baby?